Monkey born to shit forced to wipe shirt

Monkey Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Shirt

Introducing the Monkey Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Shirt, the ultimate statement piece for those who embrace the absurdity of life. This shirt is not just a garment; it’s a declaration of your refusal to take life too seriously.

Features:

Premium cotton blend for exceptional comfort and durability
Bold, eye-catching graphic that captures the essence of the phrase
Ribbed collar and cuffs for a snug and stylish fit
Available in a range of sizes to suit all body types

Benefits:

Express your unique sense of humor and individuality
Start conversations and break the ice with ease
Make a statement without saying a word
Enjoy the comfort and quality of a well-made shirt

Value:

The Monkey Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Shirt is more than just a shirt. It’s a symbol of your resilience, your ability to laugh at yourself, and your refusal to conform. It’s a reminder that even in the face of life’s challenges, you can find humor and joy.

Call to Action:

Embrace the absurdity of life and add the Monkey Born to Shit Forced to Wipe Shirt to your wardrobe today. Let it be a constant reminder to stay positive, laugh often, and never take yourself too seriously.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
• Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
• Global Shipping Available: Winred ships to over 100 countries, rates & fees may vary by location.
• If you have any other queries, please feel free to email us at [email protected]