I Got Lockjaw Doing Graveyard Shifts At The Dicksucking Factory Tee Shirt

I Got Lockjaw Doing Graveyard Shifts At The Dicksucking Factory Tee Shirt

Introducing the ultimate statement piece for the nocturnal hustlers and graveyard shift warriors! Our “I Got Lockjaw Doing Graveyard Shifts At The Dicksucking Factory” tee shirt is not just a garment; it’s a badge of honor for those who have endured the relentless grind of late-night labor.

Features:

Premium cotton blend for exceptional comfort and durability
Bold, eye-catching graphic that demands attention
Ribbed crewneck for a snug and secure fit
Double-stitched seams for enhanced longevity

Benefits:

Express your unique personality and sense of humor
Show off your hard-earned graveyard shift cred
Break the ice with fellow night owls and fellow sufferers
Make a statement without uttering a single word

Value:

This tee shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a conversation starter, a symbol of camaraderie, and a reminder that even in the darkest hours, there’s always a touch of humor to be found. Whether you’re a seasoned graveyard shift veteran or just appreciate the absurdity of life, this tee shirt is the perfect way to embrace the grind and show the world that you’ve got lockjaw from doing graveyard shifts at the dicksucking factory.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
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