Roses Are Red Limes Are Chartreuse Greg Abbott’s A Dick And Sois Ted Cruz Tee Shirt

Roses Are Red Limes Are Chartreuse Greg Abbott’s A Dick And Sois Ted Cruz Tee Shirt

Show your disdain for Texas politicians Greg Abbott and Ted Cruz with this bold and humorous tee shirt. Crafted from premium cotton, this shirt is soft, breathable, and built to last.

Features:

Vibrant, eye-catching design featuring the iconic “Roses Are Red” poem with a political twist
High-quality screen printing ensures durability and longevity
Comfortable crew neck and short sleeves for all-day wear
Available in a range of sizes to fit all body types

Benefits:

Express your political views in a witty and stylish way
Start conversations and spark laughter among like-minded individuals
Show your support for those who stand against political corruption and hypocrisy
Make a statement without sacrificing comfort or style

Value:

This tee shirt is more than just a piece of clothing; it’s a symbol of your political beliefs and a way to connect with others who share your values. It’s a conversation starter, a source of humor, and a reminder that even in the face of political turmoil, we can still find ways to laugh and express ourselves.

• Production Time: All orders are processed within 1 – 3 business days.
• Delivery Time: Standard (3 – 7 Business Days) -  Expedited (2 – 5 Business Days)
• Returns & Exchanges: Full refund, no questions asked. Defective/damaged items replaced (no extra fee) within 30 days of purchase.
• Track your package: We’ll send tracking number with confirmation email when available, so you can track online.
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